8-7-2017

This is my reflection over my favorite spot to dig my way to China. The bipeds always tell me once I get there to bring back some Chinese food. Of course my nickname is now digger and I hold it with great pride even if it means I get hosed down before running around in the house.

-Mozzie

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7-31-2017

Not one person noticed my smile yesterday. Not one person noticed my hair yesterday. It’s not like I can type this on my own or else I would fire the biped for slacking on her job. Oh and one more thing, did someone forget that I am a boy? Yes, she does say I’m her pretty boy but still.

-Mozzie

7-17-2017

Today I just don’t want to dog. You know, like when you don’t want to “adult”. Everyone else in this house has gone bananas running around and playing with each other. I just don’t want to dog. So leave me be in my dog cave and go about your day as happy as can be.
 
-Mozzie

7-10-2017

There’s something to be said about having a friend to go to great heights with, whether it be this thing we call life or a great big pile of rocks. I can always count on him to be right there with me. He can never leave me alone. Kinda like a swarm of pesky mosquitoes. Yeah, just like that.
 
-Mozzie

7-3-2017

Somethings got to give with this weather. Cloudy with sweaty balls all around even if you don’t have balls anymore. So if you see anyone who is happy with this weather, slap them with said sweaty balls. Thank you.

-Mozzie

6-26-2017

There is something to be said about the pure pleasure I get out of digging up dirt or mud. I get into a frenzy and don’t know when to stop. But what I don’t understand is the need for the biped to torture me with a bath afterwords. I get no pleasure from that.
 
-Mozzie

6-12-2017

Ever wonder what I do when I’m not outside? Well I’m just sitting here watching the squirrels tease me by running freely in the yard with not a care in the world. Oh but I will be back soon, very soon.

-Mozzie

6-5-2017

I just don’t understand. I do so much to please this biped and she never gives me any treats while I pose. The occasional kiss is not enough for me. I should go on strike! Who’s with me?

-Mozzie

5-29-2017

I have finally figured it out and this solves my problem when the biped leaves me for an out of town trip. Do you think he will notice I’m in here?

-Mozzie