5-8-2017

So just try and… relax. Yeah. Cool it. Fall apart in my backyard. Because if you are acting like that bee, you’re working too hard. Way too hard. Go find a hammock, or get a blanket to put on the grass and let the day go.

-Mozzie

5-22-2017

Rainy Monday calls for laziness by the nearest window. My mistake was that one of the cats claims this as his spot and I got evicted immediately. That’s okay because the bipeds are more comfortable to lay on anyways.

-Mozzie

5-15-2017

This is the moment I look forward to when the biped has been gone too long. Any moment now he is going to open that door and I will be overwhelmed with excitement. Once that happens, I will run as fast as I can to catch that damn squirrel and beat Chewy to it.

-Mozzie

5-1-2017

Oh joy to mosquito season. If a mosquito has a soul, it is mostly evil. So I don’t have any qualms about putting a mosquito out of its misery.

-Mozzie

3-27-2017

Here’s proof the bipeds feed me. But why am I locked in my cage you ask? Well, there are at least two other fury four legged wackos that would love to eat my food before I even start if I ate out in the open. Plus I like to take my time and​ savor each bite.

 

-Mozzie

3-20-2017

I’m eternally grateful and lucky that the biped doesn’t dress me in tutu’s and pink bows.  She would be seriously hurt right now.  
-Mozzie