I’m sitting here in great fear of getting any closer to the bipeds meal knowing that it is forbidden. Should I or shouldn’t I?




I’ve been practicing my singing voice. The bipeds say it sounds like a cat in a blender but I promise you I don’t know what that sounds like. Now that I think about it, it’s disturbing to think that they would.


The secret of life: praise and blame, gain and loss, pleasure and sorrow come and go like the wind. To be happy, rest like a great tree in the midst of them all. See what I did there? You know, like the Christmas tree you have in your home. I’m made like that tree and wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas!


Shhh don’t tell the weird dog behind me named Chewy but the bipeds affectionately nicknamed him crackhead.  I can tell you first hand that this is appropriate but I personally call him an EF5 tornado.  He is always going around and around  when he is happiest and sometimes I don’t mind.


​Oh joy it’s Halloween and the biped has dressed me as Yoda with the claim that I am a wise dog. “Judge me by my size, do you?” Scary aren’t I?  Fear not, I love snuggles.  Happy Halloween! 



Happy Independence Day America! I am declaring my great fear of fireworks but happy to say I have been safe inside the house while, what it seems to me, the world is coming to an end. Have an awesome holiday!


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Honestly it didn’t have to come to this. All I wanted was some make up snuggles. The bipeds were gone to a far away land for way too long and I feel empty. This thing they call laundry can wait. Really it can.


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I like to look out the window for many reasons but right now I am watching all the cars coming and going by the for sale house next door. All kinds of bipeds walking around, pointing, talking and yet I haven’t seen any other of my kind. I was hoping I would have some allies on my side for when Fred over there is plotting me.


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At this moment, I’m losing it. Not sure what I am expected to do, but I’m going to make sure they know I’m here. I have lives to protect. I may be too small to handle what’s on the other side of that door but I pack a mean bark. Consider yourself warned.