9-4-2017

I’m a big star and I get lots of studio time. But it never fails that my fans come flocking to me where ever I go. Just like these two.

-Mozzie

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8-28-2017

After all the ruckus hurricane Harvey caused for most of the day, I finally get to go outside to pee. Of course I already went inside the house on a towel the was purposely left on the ground. Now I will look for some mud to roll around in. MUD BATH!!

-Mozzie

8-21-2017

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m ready for this solar eclipse some biped’s have been talking about. But now that I’m thinking about it, I think I will just sit it out because it’s just way too hot outside for me. So enjoy it for me!

-Mozzie

8-14-2017

Sorry you missed me yesterday but I was busy with these who came all the way from Oregon just to see me. Yes, I’m that famous. So excuse me while I get more kisses.

-Mozzie

8-7-2017

This is my reflection over my favorite spot to dig my way to China. The bipeds always tell me once I get there to bring back some Chinese food. Of course my nickname is now digger and I hold it with great pride even if it means I get hosed down before running around in the house.

-Mozzie

7-31-2017

Not one person noticed my smile yesterday. Not one person noticed my hair yesterday. It’s not like I can type this on my own or else I would fire the biped for slacking on her job. Oh and one more thing, did someone forget that I am a boy? Yes, she does say I’m her pretty boy but still.

-Mozzie

7-17-2017

Today I just don’t want to dog. You know, like when you don’t want to “adult”. Everyone else in this house has gone bananas running around and playing with each other. I just don’t want to dog. So leave me be in my dog cave and go about your day as happy as can be.
 
-Mozzie

7-10-2017

There’s something to be said about having a friend to go to great heights with, whether it be this thing we call life or a great big pile of rocks. I can always count on him to be right there with me. He can never leave me alone. Kinda like a swarm of pesky mosquitoes. Yeah, just like that.
 
-Mozzie

7-3-2017

Somethings got to give with this weather. Cloudy with sweaty balls all around even if you don’t have balls anymore. So if you see anyone who is happy with this weather, slap them with said sweaty balls. Thank you.

-Mozzie