10-16-2017

I’m sitting here looking at the biped and wondering why she is not outside on this beautiful day rolling around on the ground like I do.  I do this because I like the way my non-existing balls feel in the cool crisp air and soon to be falling leaves.  It’s the most heavenly feeling and I can do this for hours.  <<sigh>>

-Mozzie

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10-9-2017

It’s been an enjoyable hobby of mine, much to the bipeds dismay, to dig a hole in some of my favorite spots in the yard. But this spot in particular is what has me stumped. I could have swore they said they were going to dig this one up anyways and I just thought I’d get a head start. I’m nice that way.

-Mozzie

10-2-2017

I get that Monday’s suck for you and some Monday’s are worse than others but do you know what sucks for me? That I don’t understand why I can’t get my own box of delicious cat poop candy with pee flavored sprinkles. The bipeds horde them all for themselves and will not let me have any. But I will admit I will sneak one from time to time. They are delicious, forgive me.
 
-Mozzie

9-25-2017

They say if you want the biped’s to look you in the eye make sure that you mouth smells just like your butt. It’s difficult to argue with that logic. So I have made sure I licked my butt well today.
 
-Mozzie

9-18-2017

I often wonder why there are giant bugs flying around in circles high above. Biped says they are turkey vultures and they are circling for food. She also says to be glad it’s not a hawk because hawks eat bad pups who don’t mind their bipeds. See, I’m a good pup!

-Mozzie

9-11-2017

The bipeds asked if I wanted to help with the yard work and I thought I would ride around in the garden truck to cheer them on. That’s how I roll!

-Mozzie

8-28-2017

After all the ruckus hurricane Harvey caused for most of the day, I finally get to go outside to pee. Of course I already went inside the house on a towel the was purposely left on the ground. Now I will look for some mud to roll around in. MUD BATH!!

-Mozzie

8-21-2017

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m ready for this solar eclipse some biped’s have been talking about. But now that I’m thinking about it, I think I will just sit it out because it’s just way too hot outside for me. So enjoy it for me!

-Mozzie

8-14-2017

Sorry you missed me yesterday but I was busy with these who came all the way from Oregon just to see me. Yes, I’m that famous. So excuse me while I get more kisses.

-Mozzie