12-31-2018

As the year draws to a close, they drop the ball in Times Square and it’s a nice reminder of what I did all year. While in Denver a mellower crowd of people gathers to ring in the new year with the lighting of the 200-Foot Doobie.  Happy Nude Rear!
 
-Mozzie
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12-24-2018

It was this moment when I realized that I will be playing the role of Santa this year. Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Bipeds, and Batteries not Included. Have a very Merry Christmas!

-Mozzie

12-17-2018

There are times when I just wanted to blend into my surroundings but I would from time to time look back to make sure you still notice me. Then a thought wafted, “I am alive in an impersonal universe and I can’t help but take it personally.” Then another thought, “Life is sustained by eating other life. What’s up with that?” Then one more, “Ever-changing is just a pompous way of saying $#!% happens.” Realizing I’d strayed from my blending into my surroundings, I took a deep cleansing breath and once again looked out at the backyard.
 
-Mozzie

12-10-2018

Let me see if I’ve got this biped called Santa straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?

-Mozzie

12-3-2018

Have you ever given someone this look? I know for bipeds it can mean many things. But I believe I’ve spent my life expecting bipeds to behave in a certain way. Just when I thought they were trained to give me bacon, they stop. I’m confused.

-Mozzie