They say if you want the biped’s to look you in the eye make sure that you mouth smells just like your butt. It’s difficult to argue with that logic. So I have made sure I licked my butt well today.


I often wonder why there are giant bugs flying around in circles high above. Biped says they are turkey vultures and they are circling for food. She also says to be glad it’s not a hawk because hawks eat bad pups who don’t mind their bipeds. See, I’m a good pup!