It’s that time again where the biped uses things that will cut me to pieces. This is my biggest fear when I see these torture devices all laid out like she has been planning this carefully. Every part of me shakes with profound fear. Someone please come save me!


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On Monday’s, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Like hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby? Then I remember that I am a dog and days of the week doesn’t matter to me like it would you. I go through my days trying to catch squirrels and roll around in the grass. I like simplicity, and smelling butts.


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What dreadful hot weather we have. I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is. I try not to complain too much but I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have balls to powder up. I would hate to have sticky nuts. Now who do I have to talk to in order to keep these water sprinklers from squirting me in the face?!



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Happy Independence Day America! I am declaring my great fear of fireworks but happy to say I have been safe inside the house while, what it seems to me, the world is coming to an end. Have an awesome holiday!


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