3-28-2016

I think the moment of, “If we all band together and don’t show up for work today, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all”, has worked because the bipeds are still sleeping. You must spread the word and make this a permanent thing.

-Mozzie

3-21-2016

Spring won’t let me stay in the house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again (sneeze). Have bugs bite my butt, stickers stick in my fur, and run around the yard like a mad dog!! Oh wait, that’s Chewy for the mad dog part. HA!

-Mozzie

3-14-2016

My daily dilemma continues. I really should find a way to make a jetpack that I can fit into. I’ve seen them on bipeds when watching TV and know this would be a perfect way to get high into that tree. They wouldn’t even see what hit them!

-Mozzie

3-7-2016

The struggle has been real for me so I decided to recruit the biped to help me capture a squirrel.  I think it’s going well, I got her trained to look.

–Mozzie